Lab Tech Stories About Doctors Funny

mantis

My son works in a pathology lab & tonight he told me that last week, they received an ice cream sample from a Medical Centre & on the accompanying paperwork, it said please test fore faecal matter, this sample was given to us by Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney. My son & his work colleagues thought it very strange that this clinic had been requested to test it, but anyway, they tested it & it had melted toffee in it, when they rang the Doctor to see what was going on, they heard raucous laughter in the background, the clinic thought they'd have a bit of fun with the pathology lab.

My son said he thought there was something suss about the request, because evidentally this Clinic are always putting silly requests on samples they send them. Like when the Doctors have their annual medicals, when they send off the blood samples, it will have in the notes, please check to see if this person is a human or alien.

I might have to start using them as my Medical Practitioners in future, these Doctors sound like a lot of fun, a bit Like House & Wilson. :thumbsu:

CrazyQ · Jul 23, 2006 12,500 1,486 . AFL Club North Melbourne

This has got to be the shittest thing I've read. Honestly, could you have wasted any more of my ****ing time? The fact you even laughed at your own jokes is stupid, but what's funnier is they suck.

I feel better for typing that.

mantis

This has got to be the shittest thing I've read. Honestly, could you have wasted any more of my ****ing time? The fact you even laughed at your own jokes is stupid, but what's funnier is they suck.
I feel better for typing that.

You wasted more of your time by replying & it isn't a made up joke post, it is what actually happens in a pathology lab.

Juddy88

I think you confused the words funny with ghey.

And_ROOS

I was hoping they were testing the icecream from that news story where a restaurant supposedly served frozen sh*t to people who were being difficult.

RoosterLad

mantis and her son should be jailed as this is private information being released

erpel9999 · Jul 25, 2007 430 23 melb AFL Club Geelong Other Teams storm

Pathology labs have confidentiality agreements with their clients.

Your son is an idiot for naming names.

You are a bigger idiot for naming the pub involved on a public internet forum. (which will now come up by googling)

nice one.

CrazyQ · Jul 23, 2006 12,500 1,486 . AFL Club North Melbourne

Pathology labs have confidentiality agreements with their clients.
Your son is an idiot for naming names.

You are a bigger idiot for naming the pub involved on a public internet forum. (which will now come up by googling)

nice one.

That's very true.

Could be in some big trouble.

gothecrows

mantis and her son should be jailed as this is private information being released

Pathology labs have confidentiality agreements with their clients.
Your son is an idiot for naming names.

You are a bigger idiot for naming the pub involved on a public internet forum. (which will now come up by googling)

nice one.

Um.. the way I understand it, the lab was not testing anything from the hotel; the doctor's just sent them some icecream and told them that's where it was from.

Fake tests are not private information, and are not subject to confidentiality agreements.

It wasn't the clearest post, but some people need to improve their reading comprehension skills.

bigpapagman

what a s**t ****en thread. no stars & i feel dumber having clicked on it.

what did you expect us to say?

"oh mantis, you and your escapades are so frickin' funny, you should be the mod of the humour board."

Jesus.

RoosterLad

Um.. the way I understand it, the lab was not testing anything from the hotel; the doctor's just sent them some icecream and told them that's where it was from.
Fake tests are not private information, and are not subject to confidentiality agreements.

It wasn't the clearest post, but some people need to improve their reading comprehension skills.

Hahaha you are mantis' son!

CrazyQ · Jul 23, 2006 12,500 1,486 . AFL Club North Melbourne

Hahaha you are mantis' son!

ROFL.

Now that's funny.

beez

So what's the joke?

The fact that its a piss-take from the story a couple of weeks ago? Or that doctors do that kind of stuff all the time?

Kerrby

So what's the joke?
The fact that its a piss-take from the story a couple of weeks ago? Or that doctors do that kind of stuff all the time?

No silly. The thread itself is the joke.

beez

No silly. The thread itself is the joke.

Oh...HAHA!! I get it now

Juddy88

My son works in a pathology lab & tonight he told me that last week, they received an ice cream sample from a Medical Centre & on the accompanying paperwork, it said please test fore faecal matter, this sample was given to us by Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney. My son & his work colleagues thought it very strange that this clinic had been requested to test it, but anyway, they tested it & it had melted toffee in it, when they rang the Doctor to see what was going on, they heard raucous laughter in the background, the clinic thought they'd have a bit of fun with the pathology lab.
My son said he thought there was something suss about the request, because evidentally this Clinic are always putting silly requests on samples they send them. Like when the Doctors have their annual medicals, when they send off the blood samples, it will have in the notes, please check to see if this person is a human or alien.

I might have to start using them as my Medical Practitioners in future, these Doctors sound like a lot of fun, a bit Like House & Wilson.

LIONS then DAYLIGHT

Pathology labs have confidentiality agreements with their clients.
Your son is an idiot for naming names.

You are a bigger idiot for naming the pub involved on a public internet forum. (which will now come up by googling)

nice one.

To true.

Mantis has been pwned.

At least the bbq and esky thread was funny, this is just s**t.

blues4flag

As bad as the OP was, the replies more than make up for it.

5 stars. :thumbsu:

Juddy88

This thread reminds me of s**t, and not just because of the reference to 'faecal matter' in the OP.

My son works in a pathology lab & tonight he told me that last week, they received an ice cream sample from a Medical Centre & on the accompanying paperwork, it said please test fore faecal matter, this sample was given to us by Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney.
etc.. etc...

Bosun

Hey is that bloke on the left the cokehead that Hans Gruber shoots in Die Hard??

J-Train

This thread is a fine example of why your dog Kenny just wants to end it all.

CrazyQ · Jul 23, 2006 12,500 1,486 . AFL Club North Melbourne

This thread is a fine example of why your dog Kenny just wants to end it all.

ROFL.

J-Train, ripper.

Ljp86

Hey is that bloke on the left the cokehead that Hans Gruber shoots in Die Hard??

I reckon you may be right. :thumbsu:

DeadlyAkkuret

Oh mantis, you accidentally created a hilarious thread. I can't stop laughing, some of the replies were pure pwnage!

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